iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: wispygirl, via almaza)

spacejam2005:

cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

i swear yall some weak ass bitches please end the bullshit

(Source: mossthing, via nothingw-sthesame)

lamefriend:

When your verbal cues and habits start to rub off on friends:

Them: 

You: