• Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

Venting because my Neighbor is a poo head

My neighbor came over the other day a proceeded to talk to me about how to pray…HOW TO PRAY!!!   before that he asked me if I prayed and how long I’ve been praying SERIOUSLY. I was thinking ” Please get out my face before I do something stupid to you”

He then asked me to “show him” how I pray and make wudu. But wait it gets better, he began to talk about sinni and shia and how blahahhhah…

I looked at my mom and dad and my dad got the hint and FINALLY told my neighbor to go home.

Nigga Please get out my face.

Lying on a fake beach, you'll never get a tan.: dearborn terminology 101

itshouda:

Hawked Out- Basically meaning something that is too crowded or some place that is filled with hawks. This place is usually a restaurant/cafe, gas station or someone’s home.

Hawks- Typical douche guys who practice the art of Ratting. Hawks are way into themselves at times and can make you feel…

itshouda:

I feel like I’m going to start a series of posts called ‘Dearborn Terminology’.

I think you guys would enjoy the different and obnoxious terms we use here, its quite amazing actually.

but I don’t want dearborn folk to follow my tumblr.