My neighbor came over the other day a proceeded to talk to me about how to pray…HOW TO PRAY!!! before that he asked me if I prayed and how long I’ve been praying SERIOUSLY. I was thinking ” Please get out my face before I do something stupid to you”
He then asked me to “show him” how I pray and make wudu. But wait it gets better, he began to talk about sinni and shia and how blahahhhah…
I looked at my mom and dad and my dad got the hint and FINALLY told my neighbor to go home.
Nigga Please get out my face.


Hawked Out- Basically meaning something that is too crowded or some place that is filled with hawks. This place is usually a restaurant/cafe, gas station or someone’s home.
Hawks- Typical douche guys who practice the art of Ratting. Hawks are way into themselves at times and can make you feel…
I feel like I’m going to start a series of posts called ‘Dearborn Terminology’.
I think you guys would enjoy the different and obnoxious terms we use here, its quite amazing actually.
but I don’t want dearborn folk to follow my tumblr.